The 'new age' miracle wheat!

by Marilyn 8 Replies latest jw friends

  • Marilyn
    Marilyn

    My son found this and thought the ex dubbies would be amused!

    http://www.boners.com/grub/380777.html

  • Dutchie
    Dutchie

    Hi Marilyn: Biblically correct candy bars! Tell you son that I am indeed amused!

  • DakotaRed
    DakotaRed

    Is it just me or does that Bible Bar closely resemble a Butterfinger Bar?

    But, eat a snickers and go to hell? Since I ate most of them frozen, maybe I will cool it off a bit when I get there.

  • DannyBear
    DannyBear

    Hello Sis,

    Some promoter's will do anything to sell a product eh?

    Bible bar's....whats next Atheist's angelfood cake?

    Danny

  • Marilyn
    Marilyn

    Hey DB, what a great idea! Athiest cake! Got any recipes in mind?

    ;)))))))))

    M.

  • avengers
    avengers

    I like space cake better.

  • SYN
    SYN

    Maybe we should send a box to the GB...

  • creamypink
    creamypink

    Perhaps they can pass those around at memorial with a couple goblets of applejuice.

    You must be of the annointed class to try and gum one of those babies.

  • DannyBear
    DannyBear

    2 cups 'hybrid' wheat flour

    1 cup 'mutated' butter

    3 cups 'natural selection' egg whites

    21/2 cups 'skeptical sugar'

    2 teaspoons 'radiated salt'

    1 teaspoon 'false positive vanilla'

    2 tablespoons 'carbon dated baking soda'

    Mix well in a slimey pit in your back yard, and wait for about 2,000,000 year's to rise.
    Then bake at 250,000 degree's for 4 nanno seconds.

    Varitaions on this can include, Bible bar's liberaly applied to finished cake, arrange them in the form of the cross for those special holiday festivities.

    Hope you enjoy,

    BearCookin

    Edited by - DannyBear on 9 June 2002 14:54:11

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