A guy goes into a restaraunt for the "breakfast special". The waitress asks him how he would like his eggs. He replies "Over easy, please" The waitress then asks "And would you like bacon, ham, or sausages?" He replies "Bacon, please". A half-hour passes and the man still hasn't recieved his order yet so he calls the waitress over to ask why his order is taking so long. The waitress informs him that the microwave quit working so it's taking awhile to thaw the bacon. Just then another waitress comes out of the kitchen, and before the door finishes closing, the man sees a big ol' ugly cook with a pound of bacon under her armpit. Appalled, the man tells the waitress "If that's how they are thawing the bacon, I ain't eatin' here!" The waitress replies "Just be thankful you ordered bacon and not sausage!!!"
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