Cowboys Secret...

by Nikita 5 Replies latest social humour

  • Nikita
    Nikita

    A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.

    The grandson did this religiously and he lived to the age of 93.

    When he died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great grandchildren and a fifteen foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.

    Nikita

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    HAHA....

  • Nikita
    Nikita

    Thanks Prisca, I was beginning to think no one liked it! :-(

    Nikita

  • Valis
    Valis

    at least he didn't go off half cocked...

  • Nikita
    Nikita

    Valis!

    Nikita

    Edited by - Nikita on 13 June 2002 16:20:25

  • COMF
    COMF
    half cocked...

    Hmm... reminds me of how I met one of my former girlfriends. We were at a cocktail party, and happened to glance at each other at the same time. I cocked an eye at her, and she cocked an eye at me. We spent the rest of the night looking cockeyed at each other.

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