Virus Warning
This virus warning is genuine. There is a new virus going around,
called "work". If you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether via
email, internet or simply handed to you by a colleague.... DO NOT OPEN
IT. This has been circulating around our building for months and those
who have been tempted to open "work" or even look at "work" have found
that their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function
properly. If you do encounter "work" via email or are faced with any
"work" at all, then to purge the virus, send an email to your boss with
the words I've had enough of your crap... I'm off to the pub. The "work"
should automatically be forgotten by your brain. If you receive "work"
in paper- document form, simply lift the document and drag the "work" to
your garbage can. Put on your hat and coat and skip to the nearest bar
with two friends and order three pints of beer (or rum punch). After
repeating this action 14 times, you will find that "work" will no longer
be of any relevance to you and that "Scooby Doo" was the greatest
cartoon ever.
Send this message to everyone in your address book. If you do NOT have
anyone in your address book, then I'm afraid the "work" virus has
already corrupted your life.