When I got home from work this evening,had tea,looked at the tv guide and decided there was nothing worth watching,I thought,'I know as the suns shining I will go for a run on my motorbike'.
Off I went,found some interesting country roads and was really enjoying myself,when I rumbled round a corner and guess what,the local farmer had just brought his cows in and we know what they leave all over the road!.
The bike now looks like a farmyard,I smell like a farmyard and had to have a hosepipe turned on me and the water was cold,
next time,Im going out in the rain!.