>Subject: Fw: RECALL NOTICE! IMPORTANT! >Date: Mon, 18 Mar 2002 22:05:16 -0800 > > >----- Original Message ----- >From: >To: >Sent: Monday, March 18, 2002 6:09 PM >Subject: Fwd: RECALL NOTICE! IMPORTANT! > > > > > > > > << RECALL NOTICE! IMPORTANT! > > > > The maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, > > regardless of make or year, because of the serious defect in the primary > > and central > > component of the heart. This is because of a malfunction in the original > > prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction > > of the same defect in all subsequent units. > > > > This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal > > Non-morality," or more commonly known as S-I-N, as it is primarily > > symptomized by loss of moral judgment. Some other symptoms include: > > > > (1) Loss of direction > > > > (2) Foul vocal emissions > > > > (3) Amnesia of origin > > > > (4) Lack of peace and joy > > > > (5) Selfish, or violent, behavior > > > > (6) Depression or confusion in the mental component > > > > (7) Fearfulness > > > > (8) Idolatry > > > > The manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is > > providing factory authorized repair and service, free of charge to > > correct this SIN defect. The number for the recall station in your area >is: > > P-R-A-Y-E-R. > > > > Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN by pressing > > R-E-P-E-N-T-A-N-C-E. Next, download J-E-H-O-V-A-H into the heart. No > > matter how big or small the SIN defect is, the JEHOVAH repair will >replace > > it > > with: > > > > (1) Love > > (2) Joy > > (3) Peace > > (4) Long-suffering > > (5) Kindness > > (6) Goodness > > (7) Faith > > (8) Mildness > > (9) Self-control > > > > > > > > Please see operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for further details on the use > > of these fixes. > > > > WARNING: Continuing to operate the human unit without correction voids > > the manufacturer's warranty, exposing owner to dangers and problems too > > numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently > > impounded. > > For free emergency service, call on J-E-H-O-V-A-H > > > > DANGER: The human units not receiving this recall action will be > > permanently impaired. > > > > "Trust in Jehovah, you people, for all times, for in Jah Jehovah is the > > Rock of times indefinite." Isaiah 26:4 > > > > > > permanently impaired they mean "killed by God" "God loves you, and wants to help you, but you must ask for help or he will have to kill you" { thats what I like free will} I can't believe I use to believe that crap
What JWS are e-mailing around.
by new boy 6 Replies latest jw friends
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ashitaka
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
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Farkel
: This is because of a malfunction in the original > > prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction > > of the same defect in all subsequent units. Of course, they are too braindead to stop and figure out who made the gene malfunctions in the first place. Hint: it wasn't Adam or Eve, and it wasn't Satan either. God to Angels: "I'm going to fuck up Adam and Even and all their descendents." Angels: "You are?" God: "Yeah, but I'm going to give them a book that will explain how they can get out of that mess I put them in. But I'm going to make it so convoluted that no will will be able to understand it! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Angels: "God you're such a...." God: "Yeah, I know. I'm quite the prankster, aren't I? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Farkel
Edited by - Farkel on 24 June 2002 21:27:57
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VioletAnai
The maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, because of the serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is because of a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units Ummmmmm
The manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect
Ok. Bill Gates won't admit Windows has problems. Bill Gates is God!Edited by - VioletAnai on 24 June 2002 21:35:28
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VioletAnai
Yes Farkel.....even I can see the problem with this argument! There must have been a DESIGN fault and who is the DESIGNER?????? Or to put it another way, a CREATION fault and who is the CREATOR???? INVENTION fault, who is the INVENTOR?????????
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Sunspot
"I'm going to give them a book that will explain how they can get out of that mess I put them in. But I'm going to make it so convoluted that no will will be able to understand it! "
Mighty disheartening, ain't it?
Hugs,
Annie
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LDH
LMAO @ Ashi.
Lisa
