The Reputable" Weekly World News " June 25 issue Front Page:
Robot Priests
Pope's Secret plan to stop sex scandals - by using Mechanical Holy Men.
"But highly placed church sources who leaked blueprints and schematics concede that the survival of the church might hinge on the success of the Japanese - made "Kumachi" robots.
We are expecting these units to perform many of the duties of a human priest, including hearing confession, conducting Mass, officiating at weddings and funerals and giving sermons", explains a Vatican insider with ties to the project."
WT. has them beat - They've been using human robots for decades, which are alot cheaper than the Two million Dollar Robot Machine from Japan.