another cart thread.

by Protarded 2 Replies latest jw experiences

  • Protarded
    Protarded

    I know that there are many cart threads but this one is worth sharing. So if I recall correctly, the Nader- meinhoff phenomenon is several coincidences happening in groups, right? Feel free to correct. Anyways, I were in the middle oF nowhere. On my way to a bowfishing meet and I stopped off for a burger at a country bodega. As I pulled up I saw 2 dressed up older ladies sitting next to a familiar looking cart. Holy hell it were 2 sisters. So as I run through the questions... 1914, 1975, pedophillia, ETC. That I'd drop if they were to accost me with their bait and switch fishing tactic. I was Dumbfounded that thE only interaction that I received was if the burgers were good. It was like a high school virgin throwing out his first shot at a pick-up line. All I could think is, what a half assed attempt at saving my soul.

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    Protarded

    Part 2... So today, I were escorting my mother to the grocery. She ran into a super pioneer from the area. I listened to them wax religtard for a minute until I realized that I needed a 6er of santo's voodoo brew. When I got back to their isle, I overheard the yenta's dumbassing out about how great circle jerking around the cart was. The denial.


    TLDR. 20 years ago, the D2D was the be all end all. Now". Ego masturbation around a plastic alter somehow is even more crucial.

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    Protarded
    Part 3...... Success meme kid. My hardcore mother after noticing that I overheard the conversation almost seemed to brush it off as if she knew that the whole conversation was embarrassing. I didn't say a word.

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