While WCOM melts and drags down the market, I was skipping around on some stock message boards this morning and came across this:
| You think you're having a bad morning, by: shortieyshorteebobortey | 06/26/02 10:12 am Msg: 217401 of 217414 |
| I just had 3 Jehovah's Witnesses come to my door | |
| i have a statue of the buddha by: crappy_the_avn_clown (67/M) Long-Term Sentiment: Buy | 06/26/02 10:17 am Msg: 217402 of 217415 |
| outside my door | |
| Can we stay off religion and politics? by: shortieyshorteebobortey | 06/26/02 10:18 am Msg: 217403 of 217415 |
| I did have to insinuate to those JW's that they were going to hell. They said that wasn't nice. But they left. | |
| Re: You think you're having a bad morni by: tom_costello_live_from_alcatrazz (M/Alcatraz Island, CA) | 06/26/02 10:28 am Msg: 217407 of 217415 |
| 4 of them in my neigborhood yesterday. I saw them coming and executed plan A. Took off my shoes, socks, and shirt. I opened the door sounding out of breath. they quicky realized I was slightly indisposed, but still would leave. So I had to execute plan B and tell them I was having intercourse with my wife. Worked great with the Jehovah's and they quickly left. Unfortunately, mrs. C. heard my remark and I ended up having to have to have sex with her. where the hell is a Jehovah's Witness when you need one. | |
| Re: You think you're having a bad morni by: nirvana_avanir | 06/26/02 10:33 am Msg: 217408 of 217417 |
| Whenever the Watchtower distributors stop by my house, I start quoting Bible verses to them. Works like a charm. Especially this one: "Judge ye not saith the Lord, for judgement is mine alone" Then you tell them have a nice day and keep that in mind as you close the door | |
| Re: You think you're having a bad morni by: half_arab_and_on_accutane (99/M/tall building) Long-Term Sentiment: Strong Buy | 06/26/02 10:44 am Msg: 217411 of 217417 |
| Yeah, I remember years ago when this really weird looking kid came up to my door. I said "Hey! It's too early for Halloween!" And he said, "No, I'm Jehovah's Witness!" As he went away, I realized it was Michael Jackson! (OK, so it's not true, but it really happened to other people!) | |