If you all can cast your minds back to that fatefull day in 1912,ladies don your bustles,gentlemen put on your top hats and the scene(imaginary as we're not that old)in the cabaret is set.
A magician is perfoming,on his shoulder he has his pet parrot(called Polly in case anyone askes),
The magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat,and Polly being in a bad mood squawks,'it was up his sleeve',trick ruined.
Not to be nonplussed the magician tries another one,2 turtle doves this time,and Polly squawks,'they were up his trouser leg',trick ruined.
The magician by this time is thinking,'what do I do next',when that fatefull moment happened.
After it was all over,there is a table floating,on it is sat the magician and on the table leg is sat Polly,
Polly looked at the magician and said,'Ok I give up,what have you done with it'!.