Ray Franz in Crisis of Conscience writes about how loyalty oaths were briefly considered by the GB and their sycophantic circle of assistants. With the Pledge of Allegiance featuring prominently in the news, I have come up with a Pledge of Allegiance for Watchtowerists:
I pledge allegiance to the Watchtower
Bible and Tract Society of New York
And to the Theocracy, over which it rules,
One nation, under guilt
Indescribable
With fear and repression for all
"Preach the gospel at all times. Use words if necessary" - St. Francis of Assisi