Drug names (adult)

by Simon 7 Replies latest social humour

  • Simon
    Simon

    In pharmacology, all drugs have a generic name:

    • Tylenol is acetaminophen
    • Aleve is naproxen
    • Amoxil is amoxicillin
    • Advil is Ibuprofen

    ... and so on.

    The US Federal Drug Administration has been looking for a generic name for Viagra and just announced that it has settled on ....

    • Mycoxafailin

    Also considered were

    • Mycoxafloppin
    • Mydixadrupin
    • Mydixarizin
    • Mydixadud
    • Alimpdixafixit

    And of course

    • Ibepokin

  • Sirona
    Sirona

    ROFL!! !!!!

  • COMF
    COMF

    Lots of guys are eagerly awaiting the release of that new product by the makers of Gas-X. Porported to relieve all symptoms of PMS, both internal and external, it is to be called Bitch-X.

    I hear they're working on a male counterpart as well, for more general use. It'll be called Asshol-X.

    Edited by - COMF on 9 July 2002 7:30:3

  • COMF
    COMF

    I recall a friend of mine who served in the US navy for a while, telling me that the two most prevalent health conditions on ship were Lakanookie and Rotchercockoff. He said the odd thing was that the cure for one was often the cause of the other.

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    I have a Lesbian friend who recently underwent a Strapodichtomy.

    Englishman.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    LOL,thats funny Simon...OUTLAW

  • LyinEyes
    LyinEyes

    Simon , that was just what I needed to get me in a better mood this morning. I was feeling quiet depressed and that made me laugh. The only problem is now I am replying to all the sex threads. See what you started...........LOL,,,, well at least I am not depressed anymore.

  • plmkrzy
    plmkrzy

    LMAO!

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