THE "FORWARDER'S" 12 STEP PROGRAM

by revdrjohnson 3 Replies latest jw friends

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  revdrjohnson

  THE "FORWARDER'S" 12 STEP PROGRAM - EVERYONE SAY IT WITH ME ...
  
  I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing
  lists if I DON'T forward an email!
  
  I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I do forward an
  e-mail.
  
  Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria Secret doesn't
  know anything about a gift certificate they're supposed to send me.
  
  Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I forward my e-mail
  to more than 50 people!
  
  I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies from
  Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or anyone else if I send an e-mail
  to 10 people.
  
  I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an e-mail ...
  NEVER --NEVER !!
  
  There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program, and I am
  not STUPID enough to think that someone will send me $100 for
  forwarding an e-mail to 10 or more people!
  
  There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish program in
  England collecting anything! He did when he was 7 years old. He
  is now cancer free and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANY
  MORE POST CARDS, or GET-WELL CARDS.
  
  The government does not have a bill in Congress called 901B (or
  whatever they named it this week) that, if passed, will enable
  them to charge us 5 cents for every e-mail we send.
  
  There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colorful
  flowers, characters, or program that I will receive
  immediately after I forward an e-mail. NONE, ZIP, ZERO, NADA!!
  
  The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to certain
  individual dying of some never-heard-of disease for every
  e-mail address I send this to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES
  donations.
  
  And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into sending things
  by telling me I am not their friend or that I don't believe in
  Jesus Christ. If God wants to send me a message, I believe the
  bushes in my yard will burn before He picks up a PC to pass it on!
  
  Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it memorized, and send
  it along to at least 5 of your friends before the next full moon
  or you will surely be constipated for the next three months and all
  of your hair will fall out!
  
  Just Kidding...

  From: The Humor Network http://www.humornetwork.com/
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  Celia

  Reverend Johnson,

  Thank you so much for that one ! I receive these chain e-mails once in a while, read them, then delete them ! Never send any of them to 5 or 10 or 25 people in my address book ! Cluteer and stupidity, that's what it is.
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  maxwell

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  <p>That's great. I think I'll remember to send that to the next person who forwards me a chain letter.</p>

  <p>On second thought, maybe preemptive action would be good. I can send it to everyone in my address book. And tell them to send it to everyone in their address book. And tell them to do the same. If we keep sending it, then everyone in the world will know not to forward.</p> </div>
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  SYN

  I'll have to send that to my entire mailing list now! Look what you've gone & done! Thanks for the laugh Rev...