by Jesus Christ 9 Replies latest jw friends
Ok, I just got done talking to dad and he let me perform the whole "water into wine" miracle once again but instead its vodka this time. The photographic proof is here at this website. Go to it and if you have faith you shall see that I am great. Yea me.
http://geocities.com/water2vodka/miracle.htm
What other miracle must I perform to prove myself to those of you who don't have faith yet?
Wow that's good Jesus ... but my brother has a saying about your wine trick:
"Cheers Jesus, but I bet I can turn it back into water faster than you can"
Is urine officially classed as water do you know?
Thank you, Jesus! I belieeeeevvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jeezus, Jeezus
Can't you be more creative? That the best you and your ole man can do. I suppose it's the holy spook in the bottle, what happens if you pop the cork off?
You ask what other miracle you could do to prove your not Lars Guy, but the real McCoy?
Try this if you can. The Watch tower claims that for about 120 years they have been the source of the pure clear fountain of water of your ole man's troof. Millions and millions of words have been spouted forth. Instead of the flood of water change that it to a steady stream of fine red wine, that makes your eyes shine and fill all the POWs hearts with joy.
IF you can't give me the answer I'll have to ask the other guy, maybe Fred Hall will help me find him, they seem to have both been sunburnt and wear the same headdress.
Hope to hear from you soon, oh I forgot soon for you means a couple grand of years.
belbab
How many times do I have to say that I have absolutely nothing to do with the JW's?!?!?!?! Dad and I went on vacation and when we come back there are all these crazy people claiming they are the only way to get in contact with us. Until someone can perform the needed aardvark ceremony we will have no representative on this planet. I don't care what those nutjobs have said about their connection to me, it doesn't exist.
As for lars guy, I can assure you I am not him. One certain person has been inspired by me to post here in the past but I can assure you Lars is not him.
Now, if there are any other miracles you would like to see let me know and I shall see if dad will allow me to do it.
Dad bless you!!!
Oh Hell!!! That's nothing! I once walked under water!
Ok, I just read over some of Lars Guy's posts and he's exactly what I'm talking about when I complain about people who read too much into our drunken words.
SO, what miracle shall I show you pictures of to prove that I really am Jesus?
Smite the WatchTower
Hiya JC,
Like Woody Allen said: a large deposit in a Swiss bank account under my name would surely do the job
- Jan
JC couldn't help but noticed that you sampled the vodka. Results?
