by PopeOfEruke 3 Replies latest social humour
My friend asks for help.
There is a Tuesday-evening drinking "club" he has attended for years, called Drinkstag (its in Germany).
They want a nice slogan for Drinkstag. His best so far is " "Helping ugly people have sex since 1998".
I think I/we can do better. Any suggestions??
His Popeness
hi pope. how about.....fuckensie ist gut und beer ist besser.
narci
Not bad Narc!
Also these aren't bad, I found them on the Net. Pope
The Top 14 Rejected Slogans for Beer
Beer: Getting sorority girls knocked up for 300 years
Goes Down Cold, Comes Up Smooth!
A decent excuse for your normal clumsy self
Because You're Sober
Tastes like piss, but you'll drink it anyway
Beer: That nasty taste means it's workin'!
You have to fill your bladder with something.
Don't Make Germany Angry. You Wouldn't Like Germany When It's Angry.
We don't make the urine. We make the urine faster.
Numbing the Embarrassment of Being You
It's the thicker-chicker-picker-upper!
Easier to Spell than Whiskey
The *Other* Thin Yellowish Liquid
and the Number 1 Rejected Slogan for Beer...
Beer: It's how you got here.
What about:
It won't make your horse run faster, but it sure tastes good!
or
Drinkstag - bethst horth pith in thith hole town!
or
Be Proud to be a Beer Pot Belly - drink [insert name here]. DOH!
Edited by - Beck_Melbourne on 15 July 2002 3:17:28
