"The Reverend's Wife Tells About Her Day"
She says, the other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a "Honk If You Love Jesus" bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car and I'm really glad I did. What a uplifting experience that followed.
I was stopped at the light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the LORD, and didn't notice that the light had changed. That bumper sticker really worked! I found losts of people who love JESUS. Why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy. He must rally love the LORD because pretty soon, he leaned out and yelled, "Jesus Christ!" as loud as he could. It was like a football game with his shouting, "Go Jesus Christ, go!!" Everyone else started honking, too, so I leaned out my window and waved and smiled to all of those loving people. There must have been a guy from Flordia back there because I could hear him yelling something about a sunny beach, and I saw him waving a funny way with only his middle finger stuck in the air. I asked my kids what that meant. They kind of squirmed, looked at each other, giggled and told me that it wa the Hawaiian good luck sign. So, I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back.
Several cars behind, a very nice black man stepped out of his car and yelled something. I couldn't hear him very well but it sounded like, "Mother trucker" or Mother's from there." Maybe he was from Florida too. He must really love the LORD. A couple of people were son caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and were walking towards me. I bet they wantd to PRAY, but just then I noticed that the light had changed, and I was the only driver to get across the intersection. I looked back at them standing there. I leaned out the window, gave them a big smile and held up the Hawaiian good luck sign as I drove away.
Praise the LORD for such wonderful folks!!
Thought we could use some light humor.
DA