"Honk If You Love Jesus"

by DevilsAdvocate_DA 9 Replies latest jw friends

  • DevilsAdvocate_DA
    DevilsAdvocate_DA

    "The Reverend's Wife Tells About Her Day"

    She says, the other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a "Honk If You Love Jesus" bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car and I'm really glad I did. What a uplifting experience that followed.

    I was stopped at the light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the LORD, and didn't notice that the light had changed. That bumper sticker really worked! I found losts of people who love JESUS. Why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy. He must rally love the LORD because pretty soon, he leaned out and yelled, "Jesus Christ!" as loud as he could. It was like a football game with his shouting, "Go Jesus Christ, go!!" Everyone else started honking, too, so I leaned out my window and waved and smiled to all of those loving people. There must have been a guy from Flordia back there because I could hear him yelling something about a sunny beach, and I saw him waving a funny way with only his middle finger stuck in the air. I asked my kids what that meant. They kind of squirmed, looked at each other, giggled and told me that it wa the Hawaiian good luck sign. So, I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back.

    Several cars behind, a very nice black man stepped out of his car and yelled something. I couldn't hear him very well but it sounded like, "Mother trucker" or Mother's from there." Maybe he was from Florida too. He must really love the LORD. A couple of people were son caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and were walking towards me. I bet they wantd to PRAY, but just then I noticed that the light had changed, and I was the only driver to get across the intersection. I looked back at them standing there. I leaned out the window, gave them a big smile and held up the Hawaiian good luck sign as I drove away.

    Praise the LORD for such wonderful folks!!

    Thought we could use some light humor.

    DA

  • VeniceIT
    VeniceIT

    ROTFLMAO I loved it!!!

    Venice

  • DevilsAdvocate_DA
    DevilsAdvocate_DA

    Venice,

    Thanks,

    Every time I think of this poor girl my stomach hurts.

    My wife and I could sleep tonight, so I reminded her of the prechers' wife day. We layed there laughed, laughed, laughed. Finally, she said, why don't you post what you said on the forum. Here it is.

    Women are so bossy. No, I have a very good wife. We make two good mules. Did you know that mules can see their feet but horses can not?
    That's right these mules see were they have placed our feet and were they are going to places their feet. Just a side thought.

    Thanks again,

    DA

  • neyank
    neyank

    Hi DA,
    I agree with Venice.
    I laughed so hard tears flowed.
    Thanks. Great way to wake up.
    neyank

  • thinkers wife
    thinkers wife

    Hilarious, DA, thanks for that!!!
    TW

  • Simon
    Simon

    Thanks DA
    I've been looking for this for ages - I read it a while ago and didn't save it (doh!). This and "Kissing Hanks Ass" are my favourites.

  • neyank
    neyank

    Hi Simon,
    If you get a chance can you post kissing Hanks ass?
    neyank

  • waiting
    waiting

    Hey DA,

    Thanks for the chuckle - enjoyed the light humor.

    waiting

  • DevilsAdvocate_DA
    DevilsAdvocate_DA

    I agree with Heyank, past it by us.

    Thanks,

    DA

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