- Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
- If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos... then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
- Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
- Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
- A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.
- Plagiarism saves time.
- Stealing one idea is plagiarism. Stealing a lot of ideas is research.
- If at first you don't succeed, try management.
- Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
- TEAMWORK... means never having to take all the blame yourself.
- The beatings will continue until morale improves.
- Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
- We waste time so you don't have to.
- Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
- Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
- A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
- When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
- INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
- Succeed in spite of management.
- Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment
Office Inspiration
by Simon 5 Replies latest social humour
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Simon
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refiners fire
Was it the German General Guderian who said:
The clever/ Lazy man is suited to the highest command.
The clever/ industrious man is suited to middle command .
The stupid /lazy man is a good soldier because he can be drilled into submission.
but the stupid/ industrious man is a danger!
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Xander
You've all seen the 'Demotivational Posters' from Despair, Inc., right?
FAILURE
When Your Best Just Isn't Good Enough
Consulting
If You're Not Part of the Solution, There's Good Money to be Made Prolonging the Problem
Mistakes
It Could Be That the Purpose of Your Life is Only to Serve as a Warning to Others
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Xander
Oh, and...
DESPAIR
It's Always Darkest Just Before it Goes Pitch Black
And, yeah, these are those full-size posters that look JUST LIKE the 'motivational posters' you always see hanging in the reception areas of large offices.
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SpiceItUp
OMG....
Simon I work in an office....very funnie.
Xander those are great!
RONTFLMAO
Spice
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rosalyn
Simon.....simply inspirational.....
Xander great followup...You guys should team up.
