ARTICLES I'D LIKE TO SEE IN THE AWAKE!

by Mary 6 Replies latest jw friends

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  Mary

  After reading the latest article in the Awake on: "Yoga: Is It For Christians?" I thought of some other articles I'd like to see in the WT & Awake! magazines...................

  Thinking for Yourself - Is it For Christians?
  Improving Your Life - Is it For Christians?
  Pedophiles: Not Just For Catholics Anymore......
  Dateline: Satan's Number One Agent!
  Harry Potter: Satan's Number Two Agent!
  1914: The Date That Keeps Going and Going and Going...............
  The Last Days: Coming to a Kingdom Hall Near You Soon............
  Elders - The Society's Biggest Blunder;
  Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: The Perfect Way To Pioneer!
  Young People Ask: Why Aren't the Governing Body Members In Prison?

  Anyone else got some ideas as to what they'd like to see???
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  The_Bad_Seed

  Young People Ask: Should I urinate on my friends? (this will be posted soon)

  Help for Battered Vegetables

  1914: The Date That Adds Up To 15

  Gay Monkeys: Should They Have Congregation Privelidges?

  Camping: Keeping Your Tent Chaste
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  sunshineToo

  HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ;-D

  Mary, that's a good one!!!
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  lauralisa

  Young People Ask: Why Must I Wait until I'm dead before "Real Life" begins?

  Young People Ask: How Do I Cope with the Fact that My 16 year-old Spouse is Still a Child?

  "Wait on Jehovah" ... The Handy and Appropriate Reply to Any Question, Ever!

  Questions from Readers: How Can I Make Ends Meet Now That I've Been Kicked Out of Bethel?

  DENIAL: Push Ahead to Acquire More!

  Those Pesky Pedophiles: Just Another Urban Legend

  Mary, you are a RIOT... this is even more fun than "new sign in front of Brooklyn Bethel"

  lauralisa
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  Cappuccino OC

  Why are the Majority of JW's overweigth?

  70 % of JW chlildren leave the truth - NO big growth in the US. Who will run bethel in 50 years?

  Brain washing -R- US!
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  Mary

  "....Mary, you are a RIOT... this is even more fun than "new sign in front of Brooklyn Bethel" lauralisa...."

  Thanks hon!...........Ooooooh I just thought of a few more:

  The GB & the Ouija Board: Who's Predictions Are More Accurate?
  The Truth That Leads To A Boring Life
  Millions Now Leaving Will Never Die!
  Bethel and Enron: I Can't See the Difference? Can You See the Difference?
  Young People Ask: Should I Fornicate Before or After the Meeting?
  Missionary Work: Not Just For Retards Anymore
  Lawyers: Are You Willing To Work For Free Room and Board?
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  treeny

  Haha.what great articles...Here's a couple more..

  Questions from readers: Is it wrong to drink alcohol before service?

  Will oral sex be allowed in the 'New system'?

  Keeping your bed and your marriage honerable..Avoid crack.

  Are your pets fornicating in your home?

  Is it molestation if I am a ministerial Servant?

  The FDS is it really a feminine deoderant spray?

  Will working out in service with the same sex make you gay?

  Is it proper to serve the Circuit Overseer hotdogs and Top Ramen for lunch after service?

  Just because the 'light is getting brighter' and flickers..does that mean Jehovah approves of break dancing?

  Terry