WT Bible is Perfect

by Satanus 4 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

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  Satanus

  Today, i relocated my computer and ancillary connectables to a table. I found that the table surface was a might low for efficiently rolling my mouse. I tried using the amplified bible under the mouse pad, but while it was the right hieght, it didn't have a large enough surface area. Then i tried the nwt large brown bible, with references, and lo, it was perfect. And god rested.

  Thanks be to jesus christ and his dad for providing.

  Anyone else found good uses for wt publications, these locusts of the sulphery flame?

  SS

  Edited by - saintsatan on 17 July 2002 23:42:42
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  Dutchie

  Susan, I was completely taken in. Very funny!
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  TR

  A WT or Awake! in the mail wrapping makes a pretty good fly swatter, and damn good kindling for the fire.

  TR

  Edited by - TR on 18 July 2002 1:44:43
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  berten

  Over 10 years ago,I burned my copy of the NWT bible
  in the kitchensink.The warmth of the fire was the only good
  thing coming from that sad excuse for a bible...
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  notarobot33

  yeah, its a perfect example of what crack can do to someone....it was actually the perfect piece of trash givin to me by some old lady that came to my door on saterday morning before the sun even came up...wow, that was perfect for topping off the trash can that day.