I can prove scientifically meetings are dangerous

by sleepy 7 Replies latest jw friends

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  sleepy

  Did you know we were being poisoned at meetings?well did you fall asleep in meetings or conventions?

  There you are just had your dinner and the convention is starting back up , its saturday afternoon and that means you've got four hours of talks ahead of you, can't wait.

  But then you feel sleepy , very sleepy.

  So why did we fall asleep?

  3 reasons.

  1.The talks were boooooooooring.

  2.We were digesting our food and blood was needed from our brians in order to help, since we didn't need it up there antway(see reason 1) it was used else where , hence the sleepyness.

  3.Carbon dioxide.All creatures breath out carbon dioxide which is poisonous and also makes you sleepy.Usually this doesn't effect us but when you cram a load of people together in a small place this gass collects as it can't get dispersed easilly into the air.With all the yawning from people being sleepy from eating to much food and listening to boring talks( see reason 2) carbon dioxide was pouring out and poisoning us all.

  So meetings are dangerous after all.Every time we went we were being poisoned by other people.

  Now thats got to be a good reason not to go.
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  P

  SHEESH!

  and here was my father pinching me, tapping my shoulder, making me get up and splash water on my face!
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  Fire Dragon

  Of course, the stage at the conventions is covered with plants to produce oxygen to keep the speakers awake.

  However, number one must be the strongest argument. In Philly we had the conventions in a stadium with no roof...all the fresh air (and rain) we needed. But I still fell asleep.
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  Incense_and_Peppermints

  that (carbon dioxide), and the zombie elixir.
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  avengers

  That's why they don't serve food at the conventions anymore. They starve you to death so all the blood goes up to your brain so indoctrination has a much better degree of succeeding. Smart wouldn't you say?

  we were being poisoned by other people.

  The worst poison was the speech.
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  The_Bad_Seed

  I know attending something is dangerous when I would rather shoot myself in the crotch than be in attendance...
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  nita6368

  I always liked when the security around the stage would fall asleep in their chairs, I guess that's why they started making them stand up.
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  The_Bad_Seed

  I can prove scientifically meetings are boring!

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