A little something for the ladies

by expatbrit 3 Replies latest jw friends

  • expatbrit
    expatbrit

    Received this through e-mail. Hope you enjoy it (and have or know all of the following items).

    Expatbrit.

    EVERY WOMAN SHOULD HAVE:

    1. One old boyfriend you can imagine going back to and one who
    reminds you of how far you've come.
    2. Enough money within your control to move out and rent a place on
    your own, even if you never want or need to.
    3. Something perfect to wear if the employer or man of your dreams
    wants to see you in an hour.
    4. A purse, a suitcase, and an umbrella you're not ashamed to be seen
    carrying.
    5. A youth you're content to move beyond.
    6. A past juicy enough that you're looking forward to retelling it in
    your old age.
    7. The realization that you are actually going to have an old age and
    some money set aside to help fund it.
    8. A set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra.
    9. One friend who always makes you laugh and one who lets you cry.
    10. A good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in
    your family.
    11. Eight matching plates, wineglasses with stems, and a recipe for a
    a meal that will make your guests feel honored.
    12. A resume that is not even the slightest bit padded.
    13. A feeling of control over your destiny.
    14. A skin care regime, an exercise routine, and a plan for dealing
    with those few other facets of life that don't get better after
    30.
    15. A solid start on a satisfying career, a satisfying relationship,
    and all those other facets of life that do get better.

    EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW:

    1. How to fall in love without losing yourself.
    2. How you feel about having kids.
    3. How to quit a job, break up with a man, and confront a friend
    without ruining the friendship.
    4. When to try harder and when to walk away.
    5. How to kiss a man in a way that communicates perfectly what you
    would and wouldn't like to happen next.
    6. How to have a good time at a party you'd never choose to attend.
    7. How to ask for what you want in a way that makes it most likely
    you'll get it.
    8. That you can't change the length of your calves, the width of your
    hips, or the nature of your parents.
    9. That your childhood may not have been perfect, but it's over.
    10. What you would and wouldn't do for love or more.
    11. How to live alone, even if you don't like it.
    12. Who you can trust, who you can't, and why you shouldn't take it
    personally.
    13. Where to go - be it your best friend's kitchen table or a charming
    inn hidden in the woods - when your soul needs soothing.
    14. What you can and can't accomplish in a day, a month, and a year.
    15. Why they say life begins at 30.

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    YES! I can relate to all of the above. And I'm thankful I have, or know, most of them too. Although I don't have a cordless drill - would come in handy sometimes....

    Thanks for the light note of positivity Expat

  • Simon
    Simon

    Well I'm glad I'm not a woman !

  • rollercoaster
    rollercoaster

    Hey,
    I have everything including the cordless drill.

    Rollercoaster

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