WHAT I'VE LEARNED!

by Deli King 2 Replies latest jw friends

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  Deli King

  What I've Learned

  I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow.

  I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and standing in lines.

  I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life.

  I've learned that making a "living" is not the same thing as making a "life."

  I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance.

  I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back.

  I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision.

  I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one.

  I've learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back.

  I've learned that I still have a lot to learn.

  I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
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  minimus

  now don't forget what you learned.
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  Elders_Kid

  AS I MATURED I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

  I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

  I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

  I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.

  I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

  I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

  I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

  I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.

  I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.

  I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

  I've learned to say "F--- 'em if they can't take a joke" in 6 languages.