WT computer program for getting salvation

by caballoSentado 4 Replies latest jw friends

• 

  caballoSentado

  Hi friends.

  Any programmers out there? Check this program for bugs!

  ----------------------------------------------------
  WATCH TOWER COMPUTER PROGRAM - PLAN FOR SALVATION
  ----------------------------------------------------

  LIFE = FALSE

  IF HAVE BIBLE STUDY
  ...IF REGULAR MEETING ATTENDANCE
  ......IF ANSWER 80 QUESTIONS
  .........IF GO OUT IN SERVICE
  ...........IF GET BAPTIZED
  ...............Repeat this loop while alive **
  ...............DO WHILE TRUE
  ..................GO OUT IN SERVICE
  ..................REGULARLY ATTEND MEETINGS
  ..................ATTEND ASSEMBLIES
  ..................READ WATCHTOWER & AWAKE
  ..................SHUN EX MEMBERS
  ..................OBEY ELDERS
  ..................ALWAYS BELIEVE OUR CHANGING DOCTRINES
  ..................DO CASE
  ..................CASE YOU DIE
  .......................LIFE = TRUE
  .......................EXIT
  ..................CASE YOU SURVIVE ARMAGEDON
  .......................LIFE = TRUE
  .......................EXIT
  ..................CASE YOU ARE DISFELLOWSHIPPED
  .......................EXIT
  ..................CASE YOU FADE AWAY
  .......................EXIT
  ..................ENDCASE
  ..................NEXT DAY IN YOUR LIFE
  ...............ENDDO
  ...........ENDIF
  .......ENDIF
  .....ENDIF
  ...ENDIF
  ENDIF

  IF LIFE = TRUE
  ...SALVATION
  ...IF OTHER SHEEP
  ......GO TO PARADISE
  ......ENTER JUDGEMENT AT END OF MILLENIUM
  ......IF OBEY
  .........REMAIN ALIVE
  ......ELSE
  .........DESTRUCTION
  .......ENDIF
  ...ELSE
  ......GO TO HEAVEN
  ...ENDIF
  ELSE
  ...DESTRUCTION
  ENDIF
• 

  SYN

  #include "DNA.h"
  #include "Father.h"
  #include "Mother.h"
  #include "PostMan.h" // Added in for fornication purposes.

  int life(int numYears, char** names)
  {

  GetBorn();

  GetAssWhippingFromSurgeon(3);

  bool bAdult = false;

  while (!bAdult)
  {

  bAdult = SuckNipples();

  }

  printf("Lose virginity!!\n");

  while (!dead)
  {

  AttendMeetings();
  GoOnFieldService();
  AttendDC();

  }

  return numYears;

  }
• 

  SYN

  Also, I think the best function to describe the year the Tower has said will be the year Armageddon come is "rand()":

  rand()

  Generates a pseudorandom number.

  int rand( void );

  Return Value

  rand returns a pseudorandom number, as described above. There is no error return.

  Remarks

  The rand function returns a pseudorandom integer in the range 0 to RAND_MAX. Use the srand function to seed the pseudorandom-number generator before calling rand.
• 

  Xander

  while (!bAdult)
  {

  bAdult = SuckNipples();

  }

  Hmmm...I'm afraid I'll need to see that code for 'SuckNipples' to make sure it isn't an infinite loop.

  After all, we wouldn't want one to have to suck nipples for ones entire life, would we?
• 

  Randon

  I like IF THEN

  It makes it more readable for non programmers

  IF yougrowup="Y" THEN PRINT "Stop sucking nipples"