What Would Pastor Russell Make Of JW`s?

by Englishman 5 Replies latest jw friends

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    I was just wondering, what if cryogenics had been perfected round at the time of Russell`s death? Can you imagine what he would be forced to confront if he were to be brought out of deep freeze and resuscitated? Suppose he was sat in front of Milton Henschels desk in Brooklyn, how would the conversation go?

    I think it would go some thing like this:

    - Hi, Charlie, nice frock coat!

    Well, I am the faithful and discreet slave, so I like to look my best.

    - Er, no you`re not, there`s thousands of us that make up 1 slave, bit like the trinity ha ha!

    Goodness me, so tell me, who took over from me? The judge you say? You daft buggers! He wouldn`t be good for the International Bible Students!

    -Umm, actually, Chas, we now call ourselves Jehovahs witnesses……….

    Jehovahs witnesses? How presumptious! It sounds like an automobile accident! What else do I not know?

    -Well, we don’t infuse blood to save our lives, we refuse to acknowledge the existence of brothers who have a mind of their own and we get the best out of everyone by telling them that the whole world hates them. It’s a bit like being a player for Manchester United.

    Milton, I am starting to become very cross....

    -Ah, yes, the cross, take a seat, old chap, there is something I have to tell you..., by the way, has anyone mentioned 1975 to you yet?

    Englishman - who sometimes wonder if the old boy wasn`t a decent sort of fellow after all.

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    PS: Fred hall is a plagiarist of the worst kind! The JW kind!

    Englishman.

  • Simon
    Simon

    Dont worry Englishman - I think it's pretty clear to us all who's posts make sense and have some thought behind them !

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    I wonder what Rutherford would think about JWs being able to marry and have children?

  • Scorpion
    Scorpion

    I wonder what Rutherford would think if he knew how many JWs have a few drinks before attending the Assemblies.

    'Booz'um buddies!

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    What would Pastor Russell say if he knew that his successors had told the world that his chronological calculations were based on numerology, pyramidology and just plain demonised!

    Ozzie

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