by sleepy 7 Replies latest jw friends
I once was a Jehovahs witness
who believed some crazy things, now get this
soon will come armageddon, to kill you all dead then
the new order , life forever in blissness
abstain from all blood,christmas, bithdays and stuff
or the birds will have your insides for breakfast
but scratching my head, I thought it's better instead
to live life now, and sod all that business
And we had to give up on smurffs, too.
I tried putting it to the tune "There once was an ugkly duckling", but came unstuck
I once was a Jehovah's Witness,
With briefcase all shiny and black
When my hour was up, I'd pack up shop
And Quack, I'd waddle off home
Quack, I'd waddle off
Quack, I'd waddle off
Quack, I'd waddle off home.
With a Watchtower, and a bible, and a brochure and a tract
and I'd Quack, go and waddle off home.
Facial Hair poll: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=33229&site=3
And we had to give up on smurffs, too.
Give up on Smurfs ?
NEVER !
Once i had a purpose in life
A wife and a kid and everlasting life
My eyes were then opened and reality bites
The truth set me free and cut like a knife
Death is the end no matter we say
and back to the ground is were we decay
the worms will consume at the end of the day
life will end and the walls fall down
heavens gates will open and ill be turned down
satan will smile another one down.
Still got the beautiful wife and kid though,sleepy its the you know what soon wwwwwooooooo hooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
There once was a Jdub named Bob,
Who was nothing but an pederass slob.
He got in is car
And drove very far.
Just so he could let Johnny play with his knob.....
William,
who is Bob and what is a knob?
YC
