HGTV's Gary Alan Is A Laidback JW

by ErieGuy 6 Replies latest social entertainment

  • ErieGuy
  • BeautifulGarbage
    BeautifulGarbage

    Gary isn't as talkative as his wife, but he's not exactly a wallflower. One night he got into a long discussion with a man on the beach about the troubles of the world, and whether the end could be coming. Theological discussions are not uncommon on the ocean, and Mary and Gary are both members of the Jehovah's Witness faith, which teaches that the end may be near and that it is time to prepare.

    But right now, Gary doesn't look so interested in the idea.

    "Man has been predicting the end of the world since the beginning of time," he says.

    Mary understands. Gary is enjoying his margarita.

    I know, personally, that JW talk about the end of the world can really ruin a good margarita. Probably not going to be many bartenders in The New System.

    Well, at least Mary understands that.

    Andee

    Edited by - BeautifulGarbage on 2 August 2002 11:39:24

  • Xander
    Xander

    So....the question is....what's the magical threshold of fame/fortune whereby the JWs give you a different set of rules?

    And, what class are these, anyway? The OTHER other sheep? The little great crowd? ???

  • Reborn2002
    Reborn2002

    Xander said:

    So....the question is.... what's the magical threshold of fame/fortune whereby the JWs give you a different set of rules?

    I could not agree more.

    We have the examples of Venus and Serena Williams who publicly praise Jah after winning a tennis match.

    We have Micheal Jackson who reported in his last TVGuide interview that he still goes door to door in disguise so people do not recognize him but so that he can fulfill his obligation of preaching the Good News.

    Prince - with his track record? nuff said.

    What gives? If you have a million in the bank I suppose the GB can make special provisions for your ministry. <gag>

  • Dino
    Dino

    I did not know that he was a JW.

    I never watched one of his shows entirely because he is so BORING.

  • Xander
    Xander
    Micheal Jackson .... still goes door to door in disguise so people do not recognize him

    *snork*

    Oh, gods, too easy...

    So...uhhh...what's he do? Put on the other glove?

    HAhaehehhehehe!

  • SYN
    SYN

    WHAT? M.J. goes door to door?

    MJ: "Hello Sir, we're visiting your neighbourhood today and talking with people about the state of the world..."

    Householder: "DUDE! Your nose is falling off!"

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