Life is Backwards

by Satanus 5 Replies latest jw friends

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    I found this somewhere. It sounds like a good way to go.

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    You should die first and get it all over with.
    Then you live in an old age home.
    You get kicked out when you're too young.
    You get a gold watch.
    You go to work.
    You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
    You do drugs, alcohol and party.
    You get ready for high school.
    You go to grade school and become a kid.
    You play. You have no responsibilities.
    You become a little baby & go back into the womb.
    You spend your last nine months floating...
    Then, you finish off as an orgasm...

    SS

  • kenpodragon
    kenpodragon

    That is a quote from George Carlin, right?

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    It's from http://www.amazingjokes.com/ I don't know what it's called.

    SS

  • Vivamus
    Vivamus

    Can I just have these two?

    You do drugs, alcohol and party.

    You play. You have no responsibilities.

  • SPAZnik
    SPAZnik

    lol.

    Perfect.

    Life is backwards? Yes, yes it iz.

  • nicolaou
    nicolaou

    Ever play 'Country & Western' music backwards?

    The guy's wife comes back to him, his business is a success and the dog comes back to life!!

    Nic'

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