Previously posted on a jjrizo thread, this is something I had conjured over dinner the other night. Slightly edited, to be sung to the tune of the Slinky TV commercial jingle. (Slinky: simple spring-like toy popular in 70's, 80's)
Johos!
They climb your stairs,
They come in pairs,
They make a knockity sound,
The end! The end! The end! The end they defend,
This time will get no extensions...
They're Johos!
They're Johos!
Their message of import is clear:
That we'll live for sixty more years!