The Geography of a Woman

by WhyNow2000 7 Replies latest jw friends

  • WhyNow2000
    WhyNow2000

    Which country do u like to visit????

    I like india and spain.

    Subject: The Geography of a Woman / Man

    > The Geography of a Woman

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    Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like or ..

    She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around

    the fertile deltas.

    Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like or .

    Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially

    with countries with cash or cars.

    Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like or .

    Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

    Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like or ..

    She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm

    and desirable place to visit.

    Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like or .

    She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now

    necessary.

    Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like or .

    Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid

    climate keeps people away.

    Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like or .

    With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.

    After 70, they become or .

    Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

    The Geography of a Man

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    Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like - ruled by a dick.

  • WhyNow2000
    WhyNow2000

    Opps! last one should read

    The Geography of a Man

    ------------------------

    Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like - ruled by a dick.

  • sundialer
    sundialer

    delightfully and sadly true...

  • Mimilly
    Mimilly

    No.

    Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like or ..

    She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm

    and desirable place to visit.

    I am 37 (23 with 14yrs experience)

    She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around

    the fertile deltas.

    Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like or .

    Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own *(inner)* beauty.

    So there! Mimilly, of the late bloomer class

    Robin Williams said that a man has only enough blood to run one head at a time

    Edited by - Mimilly on 15 August 2002 19:10:12

  • COMF
    COMF

    Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like or .

    She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now

    necessary.

    Naw, buddy. Between 40 and 50 is when she's at her peak.

  • libra_spirit
    libra_spirit

    Let me see if I can gleen something from this?

    Women are extremely complicated, you will never understand them,

    and men are very easy to please.....LOL!

  • WhyNow2000
    WhyNow2000

    i am new at this.....why is the country name not posting...eg

    Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like or ..

    She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm

    and desirable place to visit.

    it should say

    Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like india and spain

    She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm

    and desirable place to visit.

    help!!!

  • cruzanheart
    cruzanheart

    Now, libra, remember Seinfeld's routine about women: he says he'll never understand a sex that can take boiling hot wax, pour it on their inner thigh, rip the hair out by the roots, and yet still be afraid of a spider. Hey, what can I say? We're complicated!

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