by The Devil 2 Replies latest social humour
Heaven vs. Hell
In Heaven:
the cooks are French,
the policemen are English,
the mechanics are German,
the lovers are Italian
and the bankers are Swiss.
In Hell:
the cooks are English,
the policemen are German,
the mechanics are French,
the lovers are Swiss
and the bankers are Italian.
Well I found it amusing.
Lucifer
(Disclaimer: Of coarse no offense was meant to any nationality)
Edited by - the devil on 17 August 2002 16:40:23
Damn it,
If there is no hell, and only 144, 000 JWs are going to heaven, Who's going to do the rest of the work in heaven?
First--yes there is a hell. And the 144,000 is just a load of class A BS.
And now at least you all know what your job will be..
As far as the rest of the world. They are going to be doing paperwork--of coarse those doing paperwork in hell will constantly be annoyed with those nasty little papercuts. (ahh, I just love the vision of it: cubicles with no a/c and a papercut every 10 sec)
Lucifer
Edited by - the devil on 18 August 2002 13:2:6
