Top 25 Country Songs

by Scorpion 4 Replies latest social humour

  • Scorpion
    Scorpion

    Subject: Fw: TOP 25 COUNTRY SONGS

    25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.
    24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Were Pure.
    23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
    22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.
    21. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run
    So I Figure We're Even.
    20. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.
    19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.
    18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
    17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
    16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
    15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
    14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back and Cryin' Over You.
    13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.
    12. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.
    11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head).
    10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You.
    9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him.
    8. Please Bypass This Heart.
    7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.
    6. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.
    5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
    4. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
    3. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles.
    2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer.
    And the Number 1 Country and Western song of all Time is...
    1. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few

  • hillary_step
    hillary_step

    Yah missed "Goodtime Charlie Sings The Blues'.

    HS

  • Beck_Melbourne
    Beck_Melbourne

    Those titles are very entertaining...are they 'for real' songs?

    Edited by - Beck_Melbourne on 28 August 2002 2:54:16

  • Robert_V_Frazier
    Robert_V_Frazier

    Those titles are very entertaining...are they 'for real' songs?

    Oh, yeah. Just like "Don't Come Home A-Drinkin', With Bowlin' on Yer Mind", and "Lord, Sanforize My Pants, Before the Next Teardrop Falls".

    No. They're not.

    Robert Frazier

  • blindfool
    blindfool

    Some real country music titles:

    "She got the gold mine, I got the shaft"

    "Drop kick me Jesus, through the goal posts of life"

    The perfect country song, "you don't have to call me darlin', darlin', you never even call me by my name" , which includes the infamous line, "I was drunk the day my mamma got out of prison."

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