Q: Did you hear about the Florida athlete that won a Gold Medal at the Olympic game?
A: He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed!
Sorry Dana.
Sports Flame War!!!!!
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WildTurkey
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LB
That's good
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safe4kids
WT!!!! I'm, I'm ...why, I'm shocked!! Well, turn about's fair play:
College Entrance Exam: For LSU Football Players You Must Answer Two (2) or More Questions Correctly to Qualify. 1. What language is spoken in France?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions. OR Give the first name of PIERRE Trudeau.
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to: (a) build a bridge (b) sail the ocean (c) lead an army (d) WRITE A PLAY
4. What religion is the Pope? (Check only one) (a) Jewish (b) CATHOLIC (c) Hindu (d) Swedish (e) Agnostic
5. Metric conversion. How many feet in 0.0 meters?
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 1?
7. How many commandments was Moses given? (Approximate)
8. What are people in America's far north called? (a) Westerners (b) Southerners (C) NORTHERNERS
9. Spell -- CAT, DOG, PIG
10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.
EXTRA CREDIT: Using your fingers, count from 1-5.
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Dana
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WildTurkey
LOL Dana, that test was way to hard. Ok.
Q: How do you get an Florida Graduate off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza! -
hillbilly
How do you find Buckeye Stadium in Columbus, Ohio?
Go south to you smell it, then turn left until you step in it. GO BLUE!
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Gopher
Note -- I'm from Minnesota, and so I'm putting out a couple anti-Viking jokes here because I know people will post some anyhow!!
Q. Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?
A. Because then Minnesota would want one.
Q. What do you call a Minnesota Viking with a Super Bowl Ring?
A. A thief.
Q. There are four Dallas Cowboys in a car. Who's driving?
A. The police.
Q. Why do Dallas Cowboy fans like smart women?
A. Because opposites attract.
Q. Why are the Chicago Bears trying to sign Michael Irvin?
A. They don't have "the refrigerator" any more, and now they want a Coke machine.
Packers football practice was delayed this morning for nearly two hours.
One of the players, while on the way to the locker room happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head Coach Mike Sherman immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate.
After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was actually the goal line. Practice resumed when FBI Special Agents decided that the team was not likely to encounter the substance again.
A Green Bay Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field, until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He went down and asked the guy next to it if he knew whose seat it was. The guy said, "Yes, that's my wife's seat. We have never missed a game since the Lombardi days, but now my wife is dead." The fan offered his sympathy and said it was really too bad he couldn't find some relative to give the ticket to and enjoy the game together. "Oh no," the guy said, "they're all at the funeral."
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WildTurkey
Q: Why don't they teach sex ed and driver ed at Ole Miss?
A: They don't want the mule to get too tired!
Geaux Tigers