Subject: Alligators & The GB
Two alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns to the big one and says;
"I dont understand how you can be so much bigger than me. Were the same age, we were the same size as kids... I just dont get it."
Well, says the big alligator, what have you been eating?
GB men, same as you, replies the small alligator.
Hm. Well, where do you catchem?
Down at that Watchtower Farm, on the edge of the swamp.
Same here. Hm. How do you catchem?
Well, I crawl under a Society Car and wait for a GB man to unlock the door. Then I jump out, biteem, shake the shit out of em, and eatem!
Ah! says the big alligator, I think I see your problem. See, by the time you get done shakin the shit out of a GB man, theres nothing left but lips and a briefcase...