Alligators & The GB

by Amazing 7 Replies latest jw friends

  • Amazing
    Amazing

    Subject: Alligators & The GB

    Two alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns to the big one and says;

    "I dont understand how you can be so much bigger than me. Were the same age, we were the same size as kids... I just dont get it."

    Well, says the big alligator, what have you been eating?
    GB men, same as you, replies the small alligator.

    Hm. Well, where do you catchem?

    Down at that Watchtower Farm, on the edge of the swamp.

    Same here. Hm. How do you catchem?

    Well, I crawl under a Society Car and wait for a GB man to unlock the door. Then I jump out, biteem, shake the shit out of em, and eatem!

    Ah! says the big alligator, I think I see your problem. See, by the time you get done shakin the shit out of a GB man, theres nothing left but lips and a briefcase...

  • Outaservice
    Outaservice

    HEY, IS THIS A TRUE STORY?

    OUTASERVICE

  • larc
    larc

    Outa, it's gotta be true, cause I read it in a nature article in the Awake!

  • Amazing
    Amazing

    Hi Outaservice: I owe you a big thanks for a few items. I have been away from much on the net, and am just getting back. I will email you privately.

    Hi larc: I borrowed this joke from another forum. It was originally about lawyers ... but it seem to fit the Gb too.

  • larc
    larc

    Amazing, since the org. is now run by lawyers, the jokes are pretty much interchangable. Question: what do you have when you have a GB member up to his neck in concrete? Answer: a shortage of concrete. Question: what you have when you have 5 of the GB at the bottom of the Hudson River. Answer: a pretty good start.

  • jst2laws
    jst2laws

    Outaservice,

    We owe you a big thanks for some things you sent us, too!

    As for the story being true, there is only one part I have doubts about. Do aligators really talk?

    Amazing,

    HOw are you feeling now?

    Jst2

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    larc,

    : Outa, it's gotta be true, cause I read it in a nature article in the Awake!

    Wasn't that the one written by that "noted" scientist Francis Hitching?

    Farkel

  • larc
    larc

    Well, Farkel, no, the one I read about alligators and such, just that some noted scientist said something or other. They didn't give the guy's name. I know it was a guy they forgot to acknowledge because they don't quote female scientists, unless the said female has a head covering.

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