Strangest experience on field service?

by haujobbz 7 Replies latest jw friends

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  haujobbz

  I think the strangest experience i had on the ministry was when i spoke to a witch and she said she knew i was a jw and that the devil told her all the details of armaggeddon,etc.

  It was so funny lol

  Also i remember someone telling me that all of a sudden they became ill and when trying to go through the congregation door they just couldnt get through because a force was stopping them, so what then happened was that the elders asked her if anyone had given her anything so she said then recalled bying something seond hand, so guess what she realised this gold ring she bought might have been owned by someone demonised so she got rid of it and then her ilness went and she could get through the congregation door, how mad is that

  So apparently the ring on her finger stopped her getting through the door of the hall and also caused her illness
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  LovesDubs

  ...or the 25 pounds she gained over the holidays :))
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  LovesDubs

  I once had to take a "turn" going door to door with our resident manic depressive during one of his manic stages...and I loved the man dont get me wrong...but he was rather unpredictable.

  He went to a door once and a woman answered. He flipped open a magazine to show her an article in it without looking at it...and shoved it in her face and said "You NEED this information!" She looked at it horrified and slammed the door. When I looked at what he was holding...

  It was an article on MASTURBATION LOLOLOL!!
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  butalbee

  all of a sudden they became ill and when trying to go through the congregation door

  Happened to me each and every time, felt dizzy and nauseated.......
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  dsgal

  I once had a man tell me he couldn't accept the magazines because his mother had accepted them and her house burned down the next day.
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  coffee_black

  We were doing some rural territory one summer in Vermont. I was with my mother at the door, and a bird landed right on the top of her head. It just sat there. My mother's eyes got so huge. She didn't dare move. The lady of the house laughed so hard...said it she fed the birds, and this one kind of adopted her. The bird eventually flew away, and my mother finished her presentation. She said after the initial shock, she was just worried that the bird would leave something in her hair. It didn't. I'll never forget the look on her face though.

  cb
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  jst_me

  once, my pioneer partner and I were talking to some holy rollers (why? what was the point? I have no idea...) and one of the ladies had these little moles all over her neck and face. SO this lady kept going on and on about how they could heal people by just laying thier hands on them, and that proved that THEY had god's spirit, so after a rather spirited conversation that was obviously going no where my partner said, oh yeah lady then why dont you lay your hands on your friend and make her warts go away.

  I wanted the ground to swallow me up.

  I used to go on this study with her to this blind guys house, and he would always wear shorts with no underwear so you could see his balls. Now why in the world did we go on that study (I was only about 17...it took me forever to figure out what the hell I was looking at haha) that was pretty gross.
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