What happens to the everlasting paradise when the sun goes out? Is Jehovah going to refuel it or what? I don't ever recall seeing anything about this.
There's got to be a couple of good "new light" jokes in this.
OK, it's two billion years off, but
by JeffT 6 Replies latest jw friends
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Mimilly
New light - A space ship hiding behind a comet will arrive just before the earth becomes uninhabitable in Noah's Ark fashion and rescue the dubs and take them to another universe where the green grass grows all around all around...
Mimilly
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butalbee
Isn't this earthly paradise for like only 1000 yrs anyway? I could be wrong, it's been a really long time since I thought about any of this crap.
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Hmmm
The Bible says the earth will be here forever... didn't say at what temperature
Hmmm
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Satanus
Yah, and the righteouss will live forever upon it -- as popsicles (cryogenically frozen, still 'alive', hee hee).
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The_Bad_Seed
I think what Jehovah had planned, was to just pour the remainder of the bottle of Vodka he's been drinking since 1874 into the sun before it threatens to go out and turn his people into dubsicles.
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ThiChi
By then, we will be able to time travel and, at the "Restaurant at the edge of the universe," watch not only the destruction of the world, yet also the creation of the world! Every Friday night this can occur! Make your reservations ASAP, because seats are going fast!