Why did the chicken cross the road?

by metatron 4 Replies latest jw friends

  • metatron
  • Mimilly
    Mimilly

    ROTFLMAO! I bookmarked that one. Thanks Metatron

    Mimilly

  • stichione
    stichione

    Interesting website!

  • Crazy151drinker
    Crazy151drinker

    Mr. T - " I PITY the chicken that crossed the road- Sucka!"

    Clint Eastwood - "Now you got to ask yourself one question. How many chickens crossed the road? To tell you the truth, in all this confusion I lost count myself. But being that the road is the most powerfull form of transportation in the world and could blow your chickens feathers clean off, you gotta ask yourself -can I count chickens? Well can you? PUNK!

  • Bendrr
    Bendrr

    Douglas Adams: "Forty-two". Too funny! (what was the question again? )

    151's got an idea there. Let's run with it.

    Bill Clinton: "It depends on how you define the word crossed"

    Bill Clinton: "I never had sexual relations with that chicken"

    Tommy Chong: "The Chicken's not here!"

    Col. Bendrr, [classified]

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