Xenu:
Xenu was a person who, I imagined, sounded like Latka when he spoke...at least that how his written words appeared to have sounded. He would often talk incoherently ("N = N* fp ne fl fi fc fL") and non-sensical. He was last seen on this Board on 4/25/2002. Where is he now?
The bad news is that Xenu was shot in the head during a hunting accident. The good news is that it turned out that his head was hollow anyway. Today, he works part-time as a sundial somewhere in the Amish community.
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You Know:
You Know hasn't been seen at JW.com during the last two weeks. So, where is he now?
He recently got a great idea on how to place magazines AND earn money (being that he can only count field service time on this Board). Here he is today...