Walking In Apostasy

by COMF 9 Replies latest jw friends

  • COMF
    COMF

    Sung to the tune of "Walking In Integrity" *

    Please hear me, y'all
    You witness dubs, and all
    Myself I trust, and to
    Apostasy I call

    Check out their lies
    And put them to the test
    Your mind and heart refine
    That your soul might have rest

    But as for me
    Determined I will be
    To walk eternally
    In my apostasy

    I do not waste
    My life out selling books
    To make a cushy life
    For honky Brooklyn crooks

    And we will march
    Up to WatchtowerLand
    To hear the silent lambs
    Cry out throughout the land

    But you and me
    Determined we shall be
    To live life sane and free
    In our apostasy

    * Feel free to add your own verses

  • Dutchie
    Dutchie

    Comf, I'm impressed!

    Excellent lyrics!

  • Lady Lee
    Lady Lee

    That is awesome

    I am ROTFLMHO

  • Francois
    Francois

    Lady Lee, laughing your "H" off? Hiney?

    ft

  • waiting
    waiting

    Lol, 'swa. It's her *tiny hiny*. I used to call my daughter that........waaaaaaaaaaay back then.

    I do not waste
    My life out selling books
    To make a cushy life
    For honky Brooklyn crooks

    How poetic and true!

    Thanks Comf.

    waiting

    Edited by - waiting on 14 September 2002 16:10:17

  • Valis
    Valis

    Mama take me away
    from the land of WT
    I'm losing my mind
    I cannot see and cannot stay

    I want my life I want it back
    returned to me
    to live in full
    the Apostacy

    Help me change and be a man
    tossin Awakes in the can
    my readin's done
    my grievin's come
    you can help me find the sun

    Help me out
    and help me in
    I want the Apostate
    that waits within
    that sees the light
    and lives in sin

    Apostacy for me
    and that old knowledge tree
    bitten like the fruit of life
    it set me free
    to live, to love
    the Apostacy

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer of the "hardly a bard" class

  • Lady Lee
    Lady Lee

    Francois

    H = head LM head Off

    although...... hahahahahahahahahahha

  • FiveShadows
    FiveShadows

    I heard a voice say this once...and realized how true it really is. "In order to reach a moment of sanity, one must look insane"

    FS

  • dsgal
    dsgal

    LMAO Comf !!!

  • Swan
    Swan

    Very very funny! Thanks! Its gotta be right up there with Joanie the JW Stripper!

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