by Beans 8 Replies latest social humour
How about this scary one, RIDE THE WILD BEAST OF REVALATION
Field Service Bumper Cars, you have to place six mags by the end of the ride.
Briefcase Merry Go Round
Pin the Tail on the fat elders wife
Hot Microphone
Watchtower Airplane Workshop
The Assembly Pie Toss
Ministerial Servant Dunk Tank
Please add some good ones!!!
Beans
Canadian Overbeer
How about the end times roller coaster.
Ride the whore that rode the wild beast. That would be fun ride.
Ride Ezekiel's Wheel, the first amusement ride to manuipulate time and space!
The New System Ride....just when you think you are almost at the end of the ride a bright light flashes in your face and the car swerves and starts the ride all over again....and again...and again...
The New Light/Old Light SCRAMBLER
(If you weren't confused when you got on, you will be when the ride is over)
WT & AWAKE Shooting Gallery
(No ammunition)
The Ferris Wheel of Disfellowshipping
(Once you get on, the only way off is to jump)
Pioneer Pace Go-Carts
(these are governored at 2 mph, so it is a pretty boring ride)
Judge Rutherford's 80-proof Log Ride
(you'll get soaked on this one)
The Armageddon Choo-Choo Train
Hey, these amusement park trains just go around in circles, don't they)
The Goin' to Heaven Sky Cable Car Ride
(limited availability, must have advance ticket)
Satan's World of Sin Octopus Ride
(It'll reach out and grab you)
Beans,
Larc & Xena, OMG, LMAO!!
How about "Governing Body Makeovers."
Beth Sarim haunted house ride.
Come see the Ghouls or Fools of 1926
Hey RR:
How about "The Governing Body Horror House" and the Franz corpse grabs your Watchtower as you walk by and underlines what you missed!
Beans
Canadian Overbeer
