This has to be one of the funniest soccer photos I've ever seen. NOW, don't get me wrong, I love soccer, especially when Arsenal are on a roll and showing Manchester a few new cat-skinning techniques, but THIS! LOL!
"Hey Flippy, you've got some dandruff going on over there!"
"Push harder Flippy, I know that ball's heavy but you gotta do it!"
"Don't shy away from me Flippy, you know in your heart that you're mine!"
"Testing out that new aerodynamic buzz-cut, eh Percival?"
"And this is our Tazer Self-Defence Device, selling for the low, never to be repeated price of $10.00!"
"Get the hell out of the way, Flippy, I can't see that cute goal keeper!"
"Maybe you'd feel better if you had a ponytail like that cute goalie!"
"Flippy, how many times do I have to tell you, you've gotta keep your back STRAIGHT when you're teeing off!"