Stolen shamelessly from a number of sites, but some highlights:
Jesus saves! By using double coupons & shopping wisely.
Practice safe hex.
Ankh if you love Isis!!
Please hold. All muses are busy right now, but your inspiration is important to us...
Please don't squeeze the shaman!
Hail to the Sun god!
Heck is a place for people who don't believe in Gosh.
Jesus saves...but Gretsky catches the rebound! He shoots! HE SCOOORES!
What's the difference between New Age and Pagan?
What do you call a dating club for unattached Wiccans?
Why do witches use Brooms?
***ERROR #666 HARD DRIVE POSESSED! Load EXOR.SYS (Y/N)***
When that happens, and EXOR.SYS doesn't work, do you 'ascii' a priest? (booooo!!!)
And with spirits, you can get slimed. With a posessed HD, do you get 'gui'ed?? (oh! grooooan! boooooo!!)
What is one thing you never have to worry about? Your airplane being hijacked by a group of radical Unitarians.
How do you haze a UU (Unitarian Universalist) our of your neighborhood? --Burn a Question Mark on their lawn
I had my car's alignment checked. It's chaotic evil!
Jesus is coming. Look Busy!
Sign on the wall at the Abyss in Easthampton, Mass., "Unattended children will be sold as slaves."
Sign posted at an Artist Cooperative shop: "WARNING! Unattended children may be eaten by starving artists!"
Sign in a Wiccan Bookstore: "No Shoplifting! Offenders will be Possessed! Second-time Offenders will be Re-Possessed!"
That was Zen; this is Tao.
Edited by - Xander on 17 September 2002 15:6:44