Bumper Snickers for Ladies

by LuckyLucy 1 Replies latest social humour

  • LuckyLucy
    LuckyLucy

    SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME > >COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH. > >DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN. > >I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN. > >WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT. > >OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME. > >DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN. > >ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE. > >HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY? > >DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES. > >IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.

  • Dutchie
    Dutchie

    LL, I was trying to decide which one I identified with most.

    Can't choose. I identify with each and every one of them!

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