CT Russell's date ad @ JW Match

by Aaac 6 Replies latest social humour

  • Aaac
    Aaac

    A Friend gave me this hint: CT Russell had this advertisment at JW Match:

    Hi!

    My name is CTRussell . I am a 30 years young brother.
    I live in Birmingham, United Kingdom. I'm looking for a partner all over the world!

    A little about me:
    I serve as Ministerial Servant/Elder .
    My family status is widowed. My ethnic background is white (caucasian) .Children? No kids . Want children? Not yet .
    My look? Height: 6'0" - (183cm) , Build: athletic . My friends say I look very attractive.
    My occupation is: Minister .
    I speak English .
    My last activity on the system was on 9-23-2002 EST. (mm-dd-yyyy)

    More about me:

    I am much older than I look, I have a deep interest in Egyptian History and especially the Pyramids.

    I like to grow special types of food, especially wheat, some people think it is so good they even call it miracle wheat.

    I like to Dress in Victorian style and wear a top hat quite often.

    I have a special Interest in the Work of the actor Lee Majors (AKA-TV'S The Fall Guy) and his work in the 6 Million Dollar Man. One of my hobbies is driving on Motorways (or Freeways as you Americans may call them), I have driven on nearly all of them in both directions. I dont eat Curly Wurlys as they are far too elaborate. I am a very fast runner and can do 100m in about 19 seconds with the wind behind me.

    I often pass un-noticed in large crowds.

    If you look me in the eyes you will know, instinctively that I am telling the truth, you will be sure that I cannot lie. I will enhance your life in ways that you would not dream of, I will take you to new mental physical and spiritual plateaux.

    I look good in tight jeans, although sometimes i wear ones that are tight at the bottom but baggy at the top, i think it makes me look cooler still.

    This is what I'm looking for:

    Must not answer me back or cheek me.

    I like like Girls who keep it real and best no be disprespctin me.

    I wanna get with some fly sister who knows where they at and has high moral and spiritual stanards (in da crib, and when amongst the bruvaz).

    I look forward to your emails.

    --------

    Direct address:

    http://www.jwmatch.com/profile.php?1032810532J19772

  • stichione
    stichione

    Is this for real?

  • expatbrit
    expatbrit

    No. It's obviously Joseph Rutherford trying to pass himself off as Charles Russell to get laid.

    Expatbrit

  • TTBoy
    TTBoy

    ROFL!

  • minimus
    minimus

    Hey, isn't there a song all about C.T. Russell? A reggae one, I believe.

  • blondie
    blondie

    Would this be the lyrics, minimus?

    My Sacrifice, A Prayer

    Laid on thine altar, O my Lord divine,

    Accept this gift today, for Jesus sake.

    I have no jewels to adorn thy shrine,

    Nor any world-famed sacrifice to make;

    But here I bring, within my trembling hand,

    This will of mine a thing that seemeth small;

    And thou alone, O Lord, canst understand

    How, when I yield this thee, I yield mine all.

    Hidden therein thy searching gaze canst see

    Struggles of passions, visions of delight,

    All that I have, or am, or fain would be

    Deep loves, fond hopes and longings infinite.

    It hath been wet with tears, dimmed with sighs,

    Clenched in my grasp till beauty hath it none.

    Now, from thy footstool, where it vanquished lies,

    The prayer ascendeth "May thy will be done!"

    Take it, O Father, ere my courage fail;

    And merge it so in Thine own will that I

    May never have a wish to take it back;

    When heart and courage fail, to thee Ill fly.

    So change, so purify, so like thine own,

    Make thou my will so graced by love divine

    I may not know or feel it as mine own,

    But recognize my will as one with Thine.

    C.T. Russell

  • minimus
    minimus

    No, I don't think so. I remember finding this gem on another site a couple of years ago. They had it on REAL PLAYER, I believe.

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