The day has arrived for the Pope's annual physical - and the Holy See were dismayed to find that he had been diagnosed with a particularly rare form of testicular cancer. A genito-urinary specialist was called and after a number of tests told him that a possible cure was to have sex. After some deep prayerful thought the Pope licked his dry lips and spoke. "I must agree" he says, "but under 4 strict conditions"
As uproar broke out amongst the cardinals a voice was heard to say "What are the conditions?"
The room stilled. There was a long pause before the Pope whispered, almost inaudibly: "First the girl must be blind - so she cannot see who I am". The cardinals nodded...
"Secondly, she must be deaf so she cannot hear the arrangements and who I am, and Thirdly, she must be dumb, so that if by some chance I am identified she can tell no one" There was another long agonising pause..
"And the fourth condition?" a senior cardinal piped up.
The Pope grinned. "Big Tits".