Creative Ways To Get DFed For "Brazen Conduct"

by JW_Rogue 5 Replies latest social humour

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  JW_Rogue

  Okay, so here's the idea let's try come up with some creative ways to get DFed under the new "Brazen Conduct" rule. I'll start:

  1. Continuously schedule get togethers at your house on the same night as the meeting, invite the entire congregation and see who shows up.
  2. Go to the memorial and drink the entire glass of wine but don't eat the bread.
  3. Regularly go to nude beaches and tell people that's what Adam and Eve would do.
  4. Get a JW.org tattoo on your neck and tell people you count hours anytime somebody sees it.
  5. When a preteen brother or sister gets baptized tell them they are also ready to start driving.
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  millie210

  Stay in the C.O.s apartment while he is gone on his personal 2 week paid vacation that they all get,

  Sleep in his cushy bed, use his wireless, eat all the donated food in the fridge.

  When they come to arrest you for breaking and entering - tell them you built it and you paid for it so you dont see the problem.
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  rebelfighter

  Schedule Mary Kay, Avon, etc party for all the ladies during the meetings and then there would be nothing left for the contribution box it would all be spent at the party. Kids could go play on the gym set out back.
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  SoCal101

  First, offer to house-sit for any of your favorite elders, while they go on vacation. Then

  1. Reenact the CADDY SHACK candy bar scene into their pool. No pool? The bathtub works just fine
  2. Order tons of porn on pay-per-view.
  3. Take selfies banging the local hooker in their master bed, post online and then text images to brother elder when you know they are on their way home. Use Mrs. Elder's undies to clean up.
  4. Use congregation directory to prank call everyone from the home phone. Do not block number. And hell, since you have that kind of access, you might as well order everyone pizza delivery, as well!
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  Vidiot

  Act flaming gay.
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  Doctor Who

  1. Set the congregations computer homepage to a porn site.

  2. Tell sisters you need to measure their skirts to make sure they are long enough.

  3. Wear a tie to the meetings with Jehovahs-Winesses.com embroidered on it.

  4. When answering at the meetings always say first, "The 7 in Brooklyn saw in a vision..."