Englishman, Please Read

by Windchaser 7 Replies latest jw friends

  • Windchaser
    Windchaser

    I went back to read what you had posted in my 'Let's Hear It For Chesterfield' post. It was blank. I reponded to your blankness, and there was some sort of message stating that neither of our posts were readable. Do you know why this is happening?

  • Beck_Melbourne
    Beck_Melbourne

    It were dingos! They're everywhere.

    ~Beck~

  • Windchaser
    Windchaser

    I never could trust a dingo!

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    I was just trying to post some more info:

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    link

    Windchaser would you now like to tell Englishman the REAL reason that the steeple is crooked? I believe that it had something to do with a the Chesterfield virgin !

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  • Windchaser
    Windchaser

    Well, virgin or not, I love this spire!

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    link

    Windy,

    I hope that you dont mind if I explain to Englishman exactly why your church spire is twisted. You see, the explanation that it was due to warped timber is just a malicious rumour. What actually happened is this:

    Just as the building gang were putting the finishing touches to the steeple, a virgin passed by on the street below. This being an extremely rare sight on the streets of Chesterfield, all of the workman scrambled to one side of the steeple to catch a glimpse of her thus causing the steeple to twist.

    The local clergymen were very disappointed that the steeple ended up this shape and made the builders promise that just as soon as the next virgin passed by they would come and straighten it up.

    You can therefore see exactly why the steeple is twisted and also why it was never straightened up.

    Just wanting to get the facts right.

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  • Windchaser
    Windchaser

    HAHAHAHAHAHA, Linky!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now that makes sense!

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