Why not cattleprods intstead?

by Brummie 4 Replies latest jw friends

  • Brummie
    Brummie

    Just a quickie....about 3 years ago a talk was given at the KH where pregnant women were asked to monitor thier unborn babies movement, it was suggested that if the child moves around during meetings that mother should gently prod the belly with a pencil in order to learn the unborn baby that he/she shouldnt fidgit during meeting hours, it was kind of a behavioural tactic!!!!! Does anyone know if that was ever written down in any mags?.......Poor kids, discipline starts before they are even born in the WT...how sick.

    Coincidently I remember being told that it parents should let their unborn children listen to Kingdom melodies as a relaxing therapy....no wonder the mental health of JWs is pretty darn bad!

    What say yeah?

    Brummie

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Well, I don't know what to say about that. I do know that whenever HL was in the pudding club, our expected child would move in her womb whenever we played loud music.

    Anyway, I thought a pencil was only ever used to relieve constipation? You Know, the constipated mathemetician who worked it all out with a pencil?

    Uuurgh.

    Englishman.

  • Angharad
    Angharad

    I can imagine if you play kingdom melodies to your bump the baby would kick.- I know I would 'turn that awful racket off '

  • scootergirl
    scootergirl

    That's terrible! I never heard of that before.......

    It is amazing what babies get use to hearing in the womb. I rode my bike all thru my pregnancy (yeah, go ahead and laugh......I was real sexy on a Harley all big and fat )and when my youngest was born, he would stop whatever he was doing and smile when Mom started up her bike! It was very familiar to him. All was fine until one day I came home to find that Filthy had put the baby in the saddle bag as a joke to me! No babies were harmed in filming of that practical joke.....LOL

  • A Paduan
    A Paduan

    Maybe they'll be the kids that don't like drawing.

    So is that tending and guiding the flock? I can just imagine jw kids leaving as soon as they can walk.

    Edited by - a paduan on 17 October 2002 17:24:58

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