This is a rational response for bjc2012 and his end of the world with osama - "soon".
There has been talk that Osama Ben Ladin is hiding out in Ireland. Some Irish crack troops have heard stories of the Arab escapee, so they got out their bibles to checked for the supposed clues, but unable to figure it out they went down to the local priest -
"Farta, we're seekin the small horn, and mind ya we don't know much about it, an we'd been hearin about teh harlot and teh wine of her farnication." - but farta told the troops they belonged "at teh pub wit tat tark" - so off they went, and the folks at teh pub new all about it.
After a few drinks, Ben Dover told em they could "have his library card ta pay for the great harlot, if tat's all she wahnted", and "not ta worry about tat small horn". And if they wahnted, they could find teh summer-bed-linen back at his place.