I'll have another go......

by PopeOfEruke 4 Replies latest social humour

  • PopeOfEruke
    PopeOfEruke

    A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell
    for each country.

    He goes first to the German hell and asks "What do they do here?"

    He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they
    lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil
    comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

    The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.

    He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He
    discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

    Then he comes to the Australian hell and finds that there is a very long line
    of people waiting to get in.

    Amazed he asks "What do they do here?"

    He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then
    they lay on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Australian devil comes in
    and whips you for the rest of the day."

    "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many
    people waiting to get in?"

    "Because there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does not work, someone stole all the nails, and the devil used to be a public servant, so he comes in, punches his time-card, shows his face around for five minutes and then goes back home."

  • Beck_Melbourne
    Beck_Melbourne

    *coughing* that was good Pope, really, you're getting better!! *cough*

    Aussies...they've got a lot of class...especially the blokes.

    Aussie Love Poem

    Of Course I Love Ya Darling
    Your A Bloody Top Notch Bird
    And When I Say Your Gorgeous
    I Mean Every Single Word

    So Ya Bum Is On The Big Side
    I Dont Mind A Bit Of Flab
    It Means That When I'm Ready
    Theres Somethin There To Grab

    So Your Belly Isnt Flat No More
    I Tell Ya, I Dont Care
    So Long As When I Cuddle Ya
    I Can Get My Arms Around There

    No Sheila Who Is Your Age
    Has Nice Round Perky Breasts
    They Just Gave Into Gravity
    But I Know Ya Did Ya Best

    Im Tellin Ya The Truth Now
    I Never Tell Ya Lies
    I Think Its Very Sexy
    That You'v Got Dimples On Ya Thighs

    I Swear On Me Nannas Grave Now
    The Moment That We Met
    I Thought U Was As Good As
    I Was Ever Gonna Get

    No Matter Wot U Look Like
    I'll Always Love Ya Dear
    Now Shut Up While The Footys On
    And Get Me Another Beer!

    *said in a true blue fair dinkum nasally aussie accent*

  • PopeOfEruke
    PopeOfEruke

    Hi Beck

    that poem was very moving *wipes tear from eye*

    Popeeee

  • Beck_Melbourne
    Beck_Melbourne

    Yup, our blokes ain't like you frogs when it comes to romancin', they're classy and refined LOL.

    ~Beck~

  • kenpodragon
    kenpodragon

    I stepped into the Australia Twilight Zone, because I am not understanding some of this stuff. LOL

    Take Care

    Dragon

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