A very gentle southern belle was talking to her two friends and telling them about her recent trip to New York City.
She told her friends, "Do you know in New York they have men that sleep with men?" No, they answered, what are they called? "They call them gay" answered the belle.
"And", she said, "Do you know that in New York there are women who sleep with women?" No, they answered, what are they called? "They call them lesbians" answered the belle.
"And" she continued, "Do you know that in New York there are men who will kiss women in their private parts?" No they answered, what are they called. "Well," answered the belle, "I called him Sugah."